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Saturday, July 17, 2010

DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION


What can be said for this movie except - CRAP! DISGUSTING! REVOLTING! RUBBISH!

To start off the story is not even close to the Dragonball story - I cannot believe Mr. Toriyama approved the murder of his great Dragonball Z series! The following is all the faults I found that I think are worth mentioning but there are so many more that actually need to be mentioned but I don't want to waste more of my time.

The movie is supposed to encorporate the elements of the Dragonaball series thus in Dragonball, Goku's grandpa - Gohan died when he was a small child, he wasn't even ten.

Goku did not learn how to drive until he was old and married to Chi-Chi during the Cell saga.
Now this is a biggie - Goku does not have rage issues!!!!!!!!!!
Evil King Piccolo never worked with the Giant Saiyan Apes - the only Saiyan on earth was Goku and he didn't even know he could turn into an ape until Vegeta came to earth.
Dragonballs were created by Kami - Picollo's counterpart not by seven earth mystics who also trapped Picollo in the earth's core.
Goku never went to school
Goku as a Giant Saiyan Ape on the night of the full moon killed his grandfather unknowlingly - it was not Picollo.
There is only one good fight scene in the movie - during the party at Chi-Chi's house.
In the stupid movie Goku turns into the ape after his 18th birthday - but in the series he could transform anytime he had his tail in the full moon.
Since when does Goku see into the future when he touches the dragonballs - wtf??
Originally Goku finds Master Roshi during his quest to find the dragonballs when he helps out his new friend Turtle who then leads them to Roshi - and then Goku finds out Roshi trained his grandfather. Not like it is in the movie!
Roshi's island is somewhere out in the ocean - not surrounded by New York on all sides and Goku's granfathers house was out in the woods - in District 936 not miles from the biggest city in the world.



Bulma was never and never will be a fighter - wtf??
According to the movie version of Bulma - she wants the dragonballs to wish for a unlimited energy resource when in the series she only wants to find a boyfriend.
Master Roshi's look is classic - he has no hair just a long gray beard not shiny spiky black hair as in the movie.
There is no prophecy in the series - why do they put something like this in the movie?
WTF - the training in the movie - WTF??
Yamcha cannot talk to women - where is this coming from in the movie?
Since when can Picollo create monsters of his own?
The only true thing they kept is the blue of Goku's Kamehameha wave
Who is Shenlon - it's Shenron!!!
How the hell does Goku transform without his tail?
The Ozaru (Giant Saiyan Ape) is actually quite a few stories high not a pumped up teenager with hair
Shenron is a massive dragon - is supposed to inspire awe - not the short tailed pitiful version in the movie!

I cannot believe James Marsters would lend his name to such a piece of crap movie and for that matter of fact neither can I believe Chow Yun Fat as Roshi! Why even try to create a real - life movie if you are not going to do it correctly and stick to the story that has captured the hearts of so many viewers. It is not worth the film it was printed on!!

I give the movie a 1/10

2 comments:

  1. Well for the rating it was to much by the way!!!!!!

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  2. If a child of ten years could watch this maybe he/she would like it. So for them its Good. Not much for us though

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