NCIS LOS ANGELES

Welcome one and all to another exciting blog from the one and only Albus1404!

Now tonight I wanna talk about the new series NCIS LA - the RIP OFF of NCIS. Now I have told myself to keep an open mind during the first episode because NCIS is awesome and so by connecting the two - the rip off should be just as good, right? Wrong! It sucks limpy donkey dick! The story revolves around the Navy but the special agents get massively fancy cars with the latest phones etc - which is so not realistic - now I know most you wil say - it is just a TV show - but in my mind if a show starts off as strong as NCIS the original and is still going strong after seven amazing seasons then don't rip the show off and make a balls up of it!!!!!

In my mind the only thing that will save this show is the entire original cast of NCIS - Gibbs, Tony, Ziva, McGee, Abby and Ducky to take over the rip off and do both shows - and I mean the ONLY WAY!

Just take the show off the air and put a new original show on - something that doesnt dissapoint!

HIMYM - S1 EPISODE 5

Heehaw! Another brilliant week of FIFA matches have come and come - regrettably USA falling out of the competion - but nevertheless, we will perservere with another awesome episode of How I Met Your Mother - OKAY AWESOME!
This episode has two stories - Marshall & Lily and Ted, Robin & Barney with both coming together in a beautiful flourish of romance and comedy!
Ok the Marshall & Lily story centers around both of them feeling they are acting immaturely in their relationship by comparing it to what other couples their age do on their weekends - so Lily decides to host a small party at the apartment where they taste wine and eat cheese - but during Marshall decides its too boring - just out a window and goes out in search of the rest of the gang who have gone partying at the new club Okay Awesome! Then Lily finding an empty bathroom rushes out to find Marshall and in so doing descovers their relationship is pretty awesome!
The other part of the story is Robin being recognised from TV gets herself, Ted & Barney into the new club Okay Awesome! and hilarity ensues!



The Barney-ism of this episode is not a quote but more of an action during their time at the club:
Following his own decided upon plan to score with a 'cutlet' Barney grabs a random hottie from behind and grinds (seggestively dancing) into her without bothering to turn her around. Then when she eventually turns around it turns out he was dry humping his own cousin - and in so doing created a new situation for Ted to blackmail him with! Barney will just never learn!

The quote of the episode is a random one - but nevertheless funny:
This happens outside the club with Robin sitting on the curb
LILY: Marshall just ditched out on our own party. Can you get me in there? I kind of need to kill him?
ROBIN: Actually, I can't even get myself in. I was such a dork. I got recognised one time and I started thinking I'm Julia Robert. I'm no VIP, I'm not even an IP. I'm just a lonely little P sitting here in the gutter.
LILY: You know something. I'd take a P in the gutter over Julia Roberts anyday!
LAUGHTER ENSUES

HIMYM S1 EPISODE 4

Heyow! Here is the next exciting review of that great show we all love How I Met Your Mother done by none other that Albus1404! Now this is episode four - The Return of the Shirt and it is all about Ted and his rediscoverance of himself - as we travel with him as he discovers why he left some of his old girlfriends and the rekindling of the passion with one of them - Natalie!
It starts with him going through his closest and finding a cool shirt in the back of his closest that he never really liked and now loves and wears constantly - which sets him on the path of rediscovery - maybe he had already met his Mrs. Mosby and let her go - so on that note he goes out with an old flame Natalie - who in the ends kicks his ass when he breaks up with her on her birthday - again!
Marshall and Lily stay in the background for most of the episode and only lend support to the two main stories in this episode.
Barney pays Robin to say weird and naughty words while she is on the air and she actually consents to doing so when she realises no one watches her on tv.

Barney-ism of the episode:
This happens during Ted's reruns of his previous girlfriends
Barney: You dumped a porn star? Friendship over (gets up) FRIENDSHIP OVER!
Thus proving once again that Barney is a whore mongering sex addict - HAHA!

The Quote of this episode might as well be the quote of the first season and it happened while on live tv as well - just to add insult to injury:
Robin while interviewing one of the oldest horse cab drivers in New York city
ROBIN: You know, Metro News One may not be number one in viewership. But this reporter takes pride in - (trips and falls off camera) Whoa! OH! Oh, my god! I'm covered in horse crap! It's in my hair!! Oh my, ow - ow my knee!
MARSHALL: You planned that?
BARNEY: No Marshall. That was beyond my wildest dreams

Thus ending the recap to another wonderful episode

CHUCK SEASON 3

Chuck vs The Pink Slip

Chuck just coming back from a very successful season 2 being that Orion is his father and created the intersect. The intersect 2.0 is virtually every policemen and Fbi agent dream because it exclude the use of weapons and bring a more intelligent way to expose and disarm the villian.

Chuck programmed with the latest Intersect has abilities he never thought it would never acquired so fast but this makes for interesting story telling.

Chuck now the perfect spy has everything he wants but cannot make it happen. The intersect 2.0 is not responding when he needs it. What is troubling him.

Sarah , the only part missing in the puzzle. Believe me I feel the same way. You work very hard to get the perfect career but the lady in your life , to complete you, is MISSING.

Every Guy wants things to work out perfectly both career and love life. Chuck had to choose between Sarah and the intersect. It never works the way we want it to be.

My question is can you have your Career and have the love of your life at the same time in real life?

CHUCK AND SARAH

Finally, I have been waiting for this. The Truth has finally been revealed.


Love is an awesome thing in stories but not really fortunate for everyone in real life.

Sarah undoubtly the sexiest and most beautiful woman in Chuck's life. I doubt whether other Geeks would be this lucky the way he has.

I dont think Woman loves guys who are smart , you have to be stupid and a total asshole to get the right woman.

If you disagree please comment on this statement?

SUPERNATURAL SWAN SONG

It was revealed that Dean is Micheal's true vessel but the season finale ends with the dead brother Adam. It was quite confusing to whom the writer would let the Angels take - and what about Adam he is actually an arc angel so is he also out of the Pit of Hell.

Why would McG change the whole story at the end? It was not the Perfect ending and still raises alot of questions - but yet the ending was fitting - as we all know leave the audience with questions and they will come back for the answers!

What does this Mean for Dean and LuciSam(Lucifer and Sam)?

Who is God and what is he going to do about Micheal being trapped? How in the hell did Lucisam get out of hell and what does this mean for Dean - who has settled down now?

HARRY POTTER

hey there everyone,

if there is anyone who loves Harry Potter as much as I do go to:
www.veritaserum.com or www.mugglecast.net

these guys are true Harry Potter fanatics!

TOP 10 HOTTEST WOMEN

here is my top ten list of the hottest women on the earth:

1. MEGAN FOX




2. EMMA WATSON




3. KELLY KELY




4. ELIZA DUSHKU




5. SCARLETT JOHANSSEN




6. EMILY OSMENT




7. ASHLEY TISDALE



8. SANDRA BULLOCK




9. MARIA SHARAPOVA




10. MARILYN MONROE

NEW AUTHOR

Hi all,

Just to let everyone know that will eventually read this blog - I have a new co - author - Nathan - (pseudonim to be chosen)!

He will hopefully start blogging in three days so be reading!

HIMYM S1 EPISODE 3

Hey guys, hope all are doing well - sorry I could not post episode 3 yesterday had to attend a funeral in between two consecutive nightshift - so I really didn't have the time or the energy to stay awake - but anyhoo - here we go - episode 3 - Sweet Taste Of Liberty.

So this episode takes place in two places - the bar and Philly - Barney being bored with their usual place takes Ted first to the airport to pick someone up - which in his terms means - picking up a random hottie - and when that doesn't pan out they decide to go to Philly - going after two hot babes!

Crazyness ensues when they get arrested and are held by airport security - thus ensuring Marshall with getting them out - but even before Marshall gets there - he speaks to Lily and gives her permission to take off her engagement ring to see if anyone will crowd her junk! Half way there he gets jealous and heads back - crazyness ensues!!

Meanwhile Ted and Barney get released but before Ted can head home - Barney drags him off to Sacha's house for a party - which in one word ends up being lame! On the way back to the airport they stop at the Liberty Bell and lick it - thus ensuring another crazy story for Ted to tell when trying to pick up random hotties at the bar

My quote of the episode:

DERRICK: Hey I got that club soda. Let's see that booty (Lily bends over as Marshall enters the bar)

LILY: Oh thank you very much

MARSHALL: (infuriated) You wanna mess pal? That's my fiance's hot backside your dabbing!

LILY: Marshall no!

MARSHALL: Baby, please don't ever take that ring off again. No matter how awesome I say that it is

DERRICK: It's okay man

MARSHALL: BACK OFF HOMBRE. I'm not afraid to fight you. You wanna test this guy? Be my guest

LILY: Marshall, he's gay!

MARSHALL: Oh thank God, I've never been in a fight before (hugs him)

DERRICK: You don't say

SCENE FREEZES

NARRATOR: So it turns out Uncle Marshall really was the jealous type. Unfortunately that guys boyfriend - also the jealous type

SCENE UNFREEZES

Boyfriend pulls Marshall off Derrick and drops him on the floor

This is kind of not right because as we see in season 4 episode 10 - The Fight - Marshall has been in quite a few fights and you do not want to mess with him.

Barney-ism of the episode

TED: If you want to go lick the Liberty Bell - just go lick it yourself

BARNEY: No it has to be the two of us

TED: Why, why do you need me?

BARNEY: Because your my best friend allright! You don't have to tell me I'm yours. But the way I see it, we're a team. Without you, I'm just the dynamic uno. You know what - fine. If you wanna go home, then we'll go home.

TED: Fine, we'll go lick the Liberty Bell

This just shows Barney's human side

Next epsiode "The Shirt" to be done next - so stay tuned